"You were saying you'll have no trouble explaining it..."

        "My friend is obviously...Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're actually easy to explain...."

"Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...."

       "The unfortunate accident he had as a child....He caught his head in a mechanical...rice-picker. But fortunately there was an American...missionary living close by who was actually a ...skilled plastic surgeon in civilian life...."

         -Spock and Kirk, trying to explain Spock's apperance to a human policeman in the year 1930

                                  -"The City on the Edge of Forever"-

"Computer. Computer. Ah-Hello? Computer...?"

         "Just use the keyboard..."

"Keyboard...how quaint."

-Scotty and Dr. Nichols

        The Voyage Home

"All systems automated and ready. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her."

        "Thank you, Mr. Scott, I'll try not to take that personally."

-Scotty and Kirk , on the Enterprise

           The Search for Spock

History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.

Marge Simpson